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    Yo Mamma Is So Fat...
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    people jog around her for exercise!
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    she plays pool with the planets.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    the telephone company gave her two area codes!
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    the Goodyear blimp accidently flew into her mouth!
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    when you get on top of her your ears pop!
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!"
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her feet need license plates!
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    that she has to use a VCR for a pager.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her belt size is the equator.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her nickname is "Damn."
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her college graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her skates went flat.
    Yo Mamma is so fat,
    her blood type is Ragu.

     

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