Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..." |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
people jog around her for exercise! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she plays pool with the planets. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
the telephone company gave her two area codes! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
the Goodyear blimp accidently flew into her mouth! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when you get on top of her your ears pop! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!" |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her feet need license plates! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
that she has to use a VCR for a pager. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belt size is the equator. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her nickname is "Damn." |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her tailor takes her measurements in light years. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her college graduation picture was an aerial photograph. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her skates went flat. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her blood type is Ragu. |
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