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    Yo Mamma Is So Stupid...
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she asked you "What is the number for 911".
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she got fired from a blow-job.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she got a part time job painting skittles.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she fell up the stairs.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
    Yo Mamma is so stupid,
    she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.

     

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