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    Come Judegement Day

    Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
    Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
    The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
    And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"

    How Many Men...

    Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

    A: Both of them.

    The Smartest Man In The World There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
    The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those."
    With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
    The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute."
    And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."
    Why Men Masturbate

    Q: Why do men masturbate?

    A: It's sex with someone they love.


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