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    Swimming The English Channel

    There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.
    One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.
    After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. "What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.
    "There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.
    "No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait.
    Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde "What took you so long?"
    "What do you expect? You guy's cheated, replied the idignant blonde, "You used your hands!"

    The Telegram Message

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
    Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
    The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
    After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
    The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
    Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"
    The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
    The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read it very slow."

    Q: How can you confuse a blonde?

    A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

    The Job Interview

    A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
    The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh... 23!".
    The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
    The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot three!"
    This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
    The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Stephanie".
    The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
    "Ohh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"





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