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    Died And Went To Heaven

    A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
    "Oh, No!" she said, but St. Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
    "Who was God's son?" said St. Peter.
    The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
    "That's interesting... What made you say that?" asked St. Peter.
    Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."


    Any Last Requests?

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
    She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
    Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
    Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
    The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
    She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
    The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
    Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
    By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
    She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
    The blonde shouts, "fire!!"


    The One Hundred Dollar Bill

    Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it?
    Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.


    Mysterious Tracks Two dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
    The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks,"
    and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
    They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.




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